I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this read more just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?